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Monday, July 31

Monsoon-a-rama

Tucson's a-drownin'! It's been raining for five days now. The humidity is a-risin' and the temperatures, they are a-plungin'. The main problem with all this rain is that Tucson isn't exactly equipped to handle this kind of weather. By which I meanI woke up this morning to find that my street was a river and the barrel cactuses in my front yard were just about paddling around in the pond that had sprung up off the end of the porch. Now, I'm no biologist, but I know standing water is not a barrel's natural habitat, and I'm reasonably certain there was not a pond in my yard last night.

Along the same lines, the Santa Cruz River is usually a pretty little braided drainage sparkling among the sandbars and burgeoning with birdcalls and whispering grasses. Very non-deluge.


Today the Santa Cruz is a beast. The water is like mud pouring under the bridge from bank to bank, tossing debris around in a manner that would make the Swedish Chef proud, and generally putting on an excellent show of being threatening. So threatening in fact, that, since I was there this morning, they've closed the bridge for fear of structural damage.

I heard a rumour that the water is up to twenty feet deep. I stood on the bank, leaning on one of the guard rails with the other gawkers who'd pulled over to witness (gasp!) water in the river, impressed by the careless enthusiasm with which the river tossed around a toy-like tire up until I noted the large tree trunk coming at it, followed closely by one of those huge green plastic dumpsters they have behind apartment buildings. That just scared me.

It's a veritable fiesta out there along the bridges. Cars stopped anywhere there's a good view of the water. People lined up with cameras and camcorders (I'm not ashamed - I stopped and bought a disposable camera - I done never seen the Santa Cruz flooded like that). Bicyclists pulled over to watch, leaning over the rails. Families huddled together along the banks. I'm guessing there are kids in Tucson who have never seen a river look like that.

What a weirdo day. I was the only one in the office once I tore myself away from the river. Finally, our lab director showed up, and it took the two of us approximately four hours to notice that the phones were down. Then it took another half an hour to find and flip the correct breaker to get them working again so that our bookkeeper could call in and tell us he was trapped out east by a flooded wash that blocked all three of his escape routes to the west.

My boss has gone fishing in Mexico for the week. Turns out he should've just stayed in Tucson.

Friday, July 28

Seeking the Elusive Tucson Lobster

Things You Will Find in Boston that You are Unlikely to See in Tucson:


A Giant Lobster on a Truck














A Sinister Cow


A Gravestone from 1767 upon which is Engraved the Optimistic Phrase "...on their dry bones..."


Succulent Fresh Seafood

Thursday, July 27

Mojito Madness

This is my current favorite summer beverage.

When the temperature soars to at least 100 degrees (85 for all ya'll Midwesterners), stick a glass in the freezer for a few minutes. Then add:

2 slices of lime plus a couple squeezes of juice to taste
2 teaspoons of sugar
2 teaspoons of fresh lemon juice
A bunch of fresh mint leaves

Crush everything together with a wooden spoon, an ice cream scoop, or a fancy muddler, if you're feeling fancy.

Add about a quarter cup of white rum.
Top with club soda to taste.
Fill glass with ice.
Sip on the patio and wait for December (September if you're a Midwesterner - see, I may not have any trees where I live now, but I remember my roots)

Wednesday, July 26

Then and Now

The Latino Lover in all his buff archaeological glory, shortly after we started going out. I was especially drawn to that hat.


He's still buff, archaeologically speaking. I couldn't post the picture of him wearing nothing but the vest with his hair down but I wanted to. I need permission for that and I doubt I'm going to get it. On top of handsome, he's also humble. Or at least easily embarrassed.

Friday, July 14

This Aging House

When I was 64...

The front looks nicer. You can't see the way it leans from this angle. I'm only kidding, of course...obviously it leans to the right.

Tuesday, July 11

Something New, Something Old

There, now I've got a blog but nothing to say. Nothing's made different at all.