Piled thick and high under hot desert skies,
Enter my dreams, melt on my tongue,
Cool my damp brow with your sweet siren song.
Cheesy fries, my cheesy fries,
Under monsoon clouds, as temperatures rise,
Your salt like a kiss, you tempt me to rest
On stone patios where I am sprayed gently with mist.
Cheesy fries, darling cheesy fries,
I can't resist your seduction and would rather not try...
Silky cheese curls up your slender, potato-ey branch
As you sink voluptuously into lush pools of ketchup and ranch.
Cheesy fries, luscious cheesy fries,
Summer delight on a platter you lie,
Stick to my fingers, bring me to tears--
Oh, you taste so delicious with a couple of beers.