So my Latino Lover muy fabuloso is not only muscle-ey like a Guatemalan Adonis - or perhaps "Adonio" to all you native Spanish speakers - but he also:
A. spent all morning pulling the many thousands of weeds previously inhabiting the nether regions of the yard by hand while I was slaving away ("smacking flies with my clipboard") at the office earning dough to buy weedkiller,
B. regularly arranges playdates for the puppy,
C. makes a mean Thai curry, and
D. whipped me up a gorgeous new desk this past weekend:
How lucky am I?