Coyote #1: Whoa. Whoa. Wait up, dude. What is this? What. Is. This?
Coyote #2: What is it, man?
Coyote #1: Whoa.
Coyote #2: Come on, seriously, Henry. What?
Coyote #1: Oh, total score! It's a mouse heart!
Coyote #2: Sweet!
Coyote #1: Oh, wait. Wait...
Coyote #2: What?
Coyote #1: Oh, ick. Egh. Bleah. Bleah! It's not a mouse heart at all. Crap.
Coyote #2: What is it? What is it, Henry?
Coyote #1: It's, like, it's a...I don't know. It's red. And kind of round. But squishy. Squishy round.
Coyote #2: What's it taste like?
Coyote #1: Not mouse heart, that's for damn sure.
Coyote #2: Right, okay. But what does it taste like? Packrat?
Coyote #1: Naw, dude. It's not packrat.
Coyote #2: Some kinda bird maybe?
Coyote #1: No. No, it's definitely not bird. I know bird, man, and this is not bird. Shit.
Coyote #2: Oh, hey! Look over here! What's this? This wrinkly white thing?
Coyote #1: Awesome. Looks like a mouse brain, dude. Kinda big, though. Them mices ain't too smart.
Coyote #2: Yeah, right. I know. Lemme see...EWWW! EWWWWWWW! Ohmigod ohmigod get it out! Bleah! BLEAH!!!
Coyote #1: So...not a mouse brain?
Coyote #2: Oh, god. Eww, eww, eww. No, not a mouse brain.
Coyote #1: What the hell's going on here, man?
Coyote #2: I dunno. Something weird. I dunno.
Coyote #1: I don't like it. Strange non-mouse parts all over the ground...Did you see that pack of two-legged white coyotes with all that strange-colored fur move by this morning?
Coyote #2: I don't know if those were coyotes, dude.
Coyote #1: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe funny cows?
Coyote #2: Maybe. Do you think they left this stuff here on the ground for us to find?
Coyote #1: Yeah, maybe. Maybe it's some kind of trap or something. I dunno.
Coyote #2: Henry...I'm kinda freaking out right now.
Coyote #1: Yeah, dude, me too. Let's get outta here before them strange two-legged cows get back.