Scene - the phone rings. Jenny runs to answer it because now her parents KNOW THE TRUTH.
Dad: This is Dad. I read your blog.
Jenny: Wait - you read my blog?!?
Dad: Heh heh. Funny enough, you were right.
Jenny: About what? The fireworks? The mustache?
Dad: It was a computer-related question. We were working on a computer birthday calendar thing and we needed to know what year Raphael was born in. Heh heh heh.
Jenny: That's actually really funny. Guess I know you better than I thought.
Dad (ominously): Or maybe you don't know me as well as you think...
Jenny: But I was right about the mustache, I bet.
Dad (ominously): Bwuah hahahaha! Ah ha hahahaha!*
*We didn't actually discuss the mustache, and my Dad doesn't actually laugh like that - as far as I know...