I keep hearing rumors of a new baby in the family, but obviously I needed to double-check some facts and confirm these rumors before posting willy-nilly all over the internet about new people being born. You can't just go around saying things like that without evidence.
Although I haven't seen her with my own eyes, I feel pretty confident in my basic sleuthing abilities, and so I think it's time to announce the birth of my niece, Mara June. She was born two weeks ago to my sister Julie and my brother-in-law Graham, and she's obviously perfect.
Below is a picture of how Mara would look if she were floating through space in a tiara: