I'm really so uninspired these days, it's kind of ridiculous. Off the top of my head, here are some of my options for discussion:
3. Seriously, it's like my brain leaked out of my ears last night while I was sleeping. Tonight I sleep on my back. Just in case.
4. So...does brain leakage mean I could be a zombie?
5. Now, that might be an interesting matter for discussion.
6. Me. A zombie.
8. Heh heh heh.
10. Would you know it if you were a zombie? Like, when you look in the bathroom mirror in the morning, would your head look bumpier or would you have a greenish skin cast or something?
11. Would your co-workers notice?
12. Because mine never said a word yesterday. And I definitely felt zombie-ish yesterday as well.
14. Yes, my dog just gave me a VERY STRANGE look. I think she knows.
15. Of course, maybe she's just hungry.
16. Maybe she's a zombie as well.
17. Aren't zombies hungry a lot?
18. I'm hungry a lot.
19. Do zombies like pasta with silky cream sauces and fresh spring vegetables?
20. No. Zombies like brains. I'm not sure about the silky cream sauces.
21. Last night a classmate told me she thinks that, if you learn only a single word in any language, it should be "brain" so that you can then avoid any menu items that include it.
22. Apparently she's not a zombie.
23. But she's smart.
24. And I like a girl with brains.