I just saw a hair in the shower shaped liked a Jesus fish, and I thought: I'm one of those people who has Jesus fish sightings! Like the people who see the Virgin Mary in fresh produce!
But then the Jesus fish turned into a balloon, like one of the balloons in "99 Luftballons", also known as "99 Red Balloons", although I've never been clear on whether or not luft actually translates as red and suspect that it does not, and I thought: Wow! A hair shaped like a balloon!
Only, then the balloon turned into an and sign. Like this: & . And I thought: Huh! An and sign. Also known as an ampersand!
And then I washed it down the drain. So now, spiritually speaking, I guess I'm back to square one.