The phone rings around 9:00 pm.
Your Brain: Right on! It must be Raphael!
You: Hello!
Phone: Hi Jenny.
Your Brain: OMG, it's LISA!
You: Oh, HIII!
Phone: This is Genna.
Your Brain: Whoa! WHOA!
You: Oh, ha ha! I thought you were somebody else! How are you?
Phone: Actually, I'm stuck in an elevator. Can I have Raphael's phone number?
Fast forward ten minutes
Your Brain: I should call Genna to make sure she was able to reach Raphael.
Ri-i-i-i-ng
Phone: Hello?
You: Hi, Genna?
Phone: Yes?
You: This is Jenny, Raphael's...?
Phone: Sure!
Your Brain: Something's not right.
You: Did you get ahold of Raphael?
Phone: ...nooo...
Your Brain: It's a wrong number! Abort! Abort!
Phone: This is Jenna - from Tierra?
Your Brain: OMG! No one around here has seen Jenna from Tierra in two years! Or more!
Fast forward three minutes
You: Wow, okay! Nice talking to you, Jenna! I'd better go see if I can find Genna's number!
Your Brain: Since she's trapped in an elevator and all.
Fast forward seven minutes
Your Brain: Raphael or not, I'm just never picking up the phone again.
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