Jenny: Did you just call me "nasty bitch"?
Raphael: I don't think so.
Jenny: Are you sure? I swear I just heard you say "nasty bitch".
Raphael: I said "nice dish."
Jenny: Oh. Really?
Raphael: Do you want me to call you "nasty bitch"?
Jenny: Yes. No! Of course not.
Raphael: Because I can call you "nasty bitch" if you want me to.
Jenny: No! What? No! I'm not a nasty bitch!
Raphael: Says you.
Jenny: You know, I am trying to heat up your dinner, mister. In this fancy new glass container I just got from Crate and Barrel. On sale.
Raphael: Right. In that nice dish.
(softly whirring microwave sounds)
Jenny: Did you just call me "nice dish"?
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