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Wednesday, October 15

"precious children who have autism"

Yeah. Like all Democrats, I hate them too.

By the way, Senator McCain. My name's not Joe. I am not in a position to buy my own plumbing business. And quit fluttering your eyelashes at me. I thought that's what you got Sarah for.



"Go vote now. It'll make you feel big and strong."

6 comments:

Melinda said...

I saw a completely un-ironic "Maverick-Barracuda" bumper sticker today, and since I was still playing my debate drinking game I had to do two shots and crashed my car.

Jenny said...

I want you at my house on November 4!

...but you should probably take the bus.

Melinda said...

Hopefully on November 4th we'll all be drunk on the sweetness of victory...and riding with the designated driver of democracy...

I think I just lost my metaphor.

Wingal said...

(In a sing-song voice:)

I saw O-baaa-ma!
I saw O-baaa-ma!

Tomor-row I see Bi-ill!
Tomor-row I see Bi-ill!

I love living in a swing state. We get so many visitors! And I'm totally makin' my move on Bill tomorrow... Boob-shirt.

Jenny said...

Just promise me you and your Boob-shirt will be riding with the designated driver of democracy, 'kay?

Wingal said...

Of course! I've given up socialist boob-shirts...